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The Latest in Smartphone Controlled Vibrator Technology

The Latest in Smartphone Controlled Vibrator Technology

Introducing the Clicktorix, the smartphone controlled vibrator.  Using a free app, the user or the user’s partner can control the intensity.  The app also gives you additional information like pulse, calories burned for those calorie counters, (and it can sync with Lose It!) and an estimated time till orgasm.  (I personally would like to know the accuracy of these readings).  I don’t know about you, but something like this could make a long car ride a lot more interesting!  (Remember, don’t text or control your vibrator while driving)

As the Clicktorix site claims:

Turn your smartphone into a pleasure control with the “Clicktorix” Smartphone Controlled Vibrator, a device that allows your lover to play good cop / bad cop by switching among its ten different vibration intensities, stopping and starting, and generally working you up into a rage… the possibilities are as unlimited as your imagination.

And as one woman on the website says:

Did you know that you can burn up to 4.2 kilocalories per minute while masturbating?

 

For me, pleasure is an afterthought, I use Clicktorix to lose weight and stay in shape.

Really lady?  For you the pleasure is an afterthought?  I’m guessing the Clicktorix is the only thing you can find, because all men would have to swear you off with that kind of attitude!

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  1. Gilliana

    September 16, 2013 at 4:42 pm

    This was a hilarious and fun read, and I had to comment on this. Even though I would say it is a sparky idea. Does this basically not already exist they do have a remote control egg and such other things. And id sure love to know how they can estimate the O time on this lol

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