The Zombie Apocalypse is Here!!

The Zombie Apocalypse is Here!!

With even more updates and more headlines!

I read these headlines in the latest episode of the Geekasms Podcast, and now here they all are (plus more!), all linking back to their own article.  Most of these stories originate within the state of Florida, with articles about incidences outside of Florida appropriately marked.

UPDATE: I had to include this on this page, and it originated from the article on 5/19.  This article is title Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse and its on the CDC official website!


McArthur High School HazMat Situation: Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash


CDC Warns Public to Prepare for ‘Zombie Apocalypse’


No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport


Police: Man bites woman in Westchester (La Grange, IL)


Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off (San Diego)

I-285 reopens after hazmat incident (Atlanta)


Second Broward school reports mystery rash

Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest


Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus

Passenger restrained on flight to Miami arrested


Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police


The University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign Tweets Warning (IL)


Police: Hackensack man stabbed himself and threw intestines at officers (Hackensack, NJ)


Zombie apocalypse: Miami cannibal attack differs from past flesh eating murders

Should We Take Zombie Apocalypse Threats Seriously? (Long Island)


Gay porn actor, Luka Rocco Magnotta, wanted by Interpol for grisly Montreal dismemberment slay

Maryland college student charged with killing man, eating his brain and heart


Zombie apocalypse? CDC says not to worry, despite strange string of incidents


The University of Florida even has a Disaster Preparedness Simulation Exercise in case of a zombie attack, which you can check out here.

NOTE: You can also follow The Miami Zombie on Twitter

Have you found a Zombie Apocalypse related story that we’ve missed?  Post it in the comments below so everyone can stay as informed as possible!!



Disclaimer:  This is all in fun and is meant as satire.  No one at or anyone associate with actually believes the Zombie Apocalypse is upon us….however below is an official badge from the CDC

Get A Kit,    Make A Plan, Be Prepared.

View Comments (3)


  1. Sroxc5

    June 7, 2012 at 8:44 am

    There are four cases of naked cannibalism in Miami (stated by the police) which happened before the one on the Causeway. Here is one I could find. I will post the other later. They burried the other two. 

    Young naked man tries to bite other man and rip his clothes off:

  2. Zombies would succeed

    June 18, 2012 at 3:47 pm
    This is for the dumbshits that didnt do ANY research or even think of obvious details about zombies. 

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